If you need to contact me, there are several options available. Really, things shouldn't ever be this complicated just to get ahold of someone, but I would appreciate it greatly if you help me keep my communications sorted by following the instructions here. It's not really that bad, I promise.

My e-mail address is iamtheari+web@gmail.com

What a wonderful application for the Internet instant messaging is. Feel free to add me to your contact list and say hello. On MSN Messenger, I am ari_j@hotmail.com; on Yahoo! Messenger, I am iamtheari, and on AOL Instant Messenger I am whoistheari. Just be sure to speak in English and to let me know who you are.