Ari Johnson. Legal Notice.

Not Legal Advice

I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer. Nothing I post on this website or anywhere else is intended to be legal advice unless I explicitly and specifically indicate otherwise. You should not interpret anything I say as being legal advice or even as being a correct statement of the law of any jurisdiction. If you need legal advice, please consult a lawyer. I have also never played a lawyer on TV. Any resemblance between myself and a person who has played a lawyer on TV would be really neat, but is purely coincidental and is not grounds to interpret anything I say as being legal advice.

No Relationship

Your act of visiting this site does not create any relationship between you and me, whether attorney-client, bailor-bailee, contractual, donative, or any other form. You are a fool if you think otherwise, and no cause of action will arise from such a misconception.

No Reliance

You should not take reliance on anything stated, implied, or otherwise suggested by the content, layout, structure, name, or any other aspect of this site. Any reliance you do take is patently unreasonable and no cause of action shall arise from it.

Not Responsible for Hosted Content

I may at various times host other websites, e-mail services, and other content or media. I specifically disclaim any responsibility for any such content or media and for the actions of anyone whose content or media is hosted on my servers.

Furthermore, I will not disclose any information whatsoever relating to any such content or media. The only exception to this is that I will comply with valid, enforceable court orders which are issued by a court having jurisdiction over me or my servers. Please contact me immediately as per the instructions available on this site if you are aware of any such court order or of any other court order with similar substance but being issued by a court lacking such jurisdiction.